The way I see everything!!!


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Ok! I ve had enough of this Surya-Jyothika Marriage crap! Well, if two people getting ‘bound’ forever in holy matrimony is not sad enough, what is even more irritating is everyone seems to be sending you pictures of their wedding! Dude!!! Gimme a break! I WAS NOT INVITED TO THEIR WEDDING!!! For that matter, NEITHER WERE YOU!!! So, stop spamming my inbox with Surya-Jyothika snaps!!! I have no interest in seeing her Mehndi snaps!!! seems to be the source of all evil! Along with other tamil dailies!!! Scores of photoghaphs updated every hour… ‘Live Photographs’, one link screamed! Dude… get a life! This is not some India Pakistan match where any one would be obsessed with the ‘Live Pics’! Or so I thought! All I had to do was turn behind and look at the others in my cubicle! everyone seems to be hooked on to the pics!!! Thats it I give up!!! Ill have to spend atleast another week collecting Surya-Jyothika’s marriage albums… their mehndi ceremony, their reception pics… and keep cleaning my inbox by deleting these HUGE files…

Talking of HUGE files… one thing that irritates me is ppl sending bitmap images! Dude, THEY ARE HUGE! You are already getting on my nerves by sending me 20 pics per day of Surya-Jyothika, you dont have to confirm your seat there by semding me 20 BITMAP files! If you wanna send the good will news to every one, please atelast send JPEGS and zip them.

And looks like the News Channels have caught the bug too! Look, I am an ardent fan of NDTV… Among the News Channels, I feel they are the best! But they did let me down! Imagine going home after a tiring days work, switching ON the TV to catch the news… The Southern edition was going on! And guess whats the opinion poll running? “SHOULD JYOTHIKA CONTINUE TO WORK AFTER MARRIAGE?” Well, I might have rather been hit by a raging senile bull!!! Or tramped by a wild elephant! Does it even matter if Jyothika works after marriage? Is it even going to reduce my tax? Or will it help reducing the reservations? Or hell! Will it even play any role in that pretty looking female even acknowledging the fact that I exist??? No you morons! You guys are supposed to be the only guys who make sense in the television! Stick to that!!!

Neways, seeing that we (yes! there are ppl who actually think like me in this case! Lots actually!) are totally outnumbered, i guess, we’ll have to rage a war against these inhuman, cold hearted mortals! Or else, just keep deleting the mails, and bitch about the stupidity of the FANS, Media and every compulsive mail forwarder!!! 🙂


Written by shivnarayan

Wednesday, September 6, 2006 at 12:19 pm

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  1. outrageous isnt it!! 😀 😀
    i find it very entertaining actually.. to hear both sides of the story.
    People are either on the drolling side, or the ranting side 😀 😀
    maybe u should switch to neutrality too.. gives u a laugh atleast 😉


    Friday, September 15, 2006 at 7:38 pm

  2. @ Shruthi: Well, i dould have loved to be neutral about it, had my inbox not spammed! But then, yes, now that the whole thing is over, i really find it amusing how trivial things can get paramount importance amidst us. Lets accept it, this is not just a case with Indians.. Am pretty sure “phirangs” can be just as obsessed too at times! 🙂


    Friday, September 22, 2006 at 11:55 am

  3. exactly…even i had the same problem…guys..lets carry on with our own life rather than wasting time in all this

    Bhaavna Kameshwar

    Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:52 am

  4. @Bhaavna: Thanks for droppin by… Guess we’ll have to unite to form an army of sensible humans and fight this out! :))

    Keep visiting!


    Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:49 pm

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